Here’s What Happened When Our Moms Wrote Our Tinder Bios

We reached out to our moms and asked them to write us some new Tinder bios.

Here's What Happened When Our Moms Wrote Our Tinder Bios
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Some moms were overwhelmed by the task.

Some moms were overwhelmed by the task.

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Some moms immediately got down to business.

Some moms immediately got down to business.

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And some were a little more suspicious.

And some were a little more suspicious.

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But we ended up with an inspiring turnout of new bios, each with its own ~~mom~~ flair.

Here's What Happened When Our Moms Wrote Our Tinder Bios
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This mom cut right to the chase: no sociopaths.

This mom cut right to the chase: no sociopaths.

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This mom CLEARLY had a different agenda in mind.

This mom CLEARLY had a different agenda in mind.

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A few moms took this opportunity to reveal some long-dormant opinions.

A few moms took this opportunity to reveal some long-dormant opinions.

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A lot of opinions…

A lot of opinions...

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No, seriously, like a TON of opinions…

No, seriously, like a TON of opinions...

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This mom knew exactly what she was looking for.

This mom knew exactly what she was looking for.

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This mom also knew what she was looking for, and it didn’t include “wimps” or “narcissists.”

This mom also knew what she was looking for, and it didn't include "wimps" or "narcissists."

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Other moms went right for the feels.

Other moms went right for the feels.

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Oh god the feels.

Oh god the feels.

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Ugh, stop please, too sweet.

Ugh, stop please, too sweet.

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Here's What Happened When Our Moms Wrote Our Tinder Bios
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Of course, some moms didn’t get past the planning stage of their bios…

Of course, some moms didn't get past the planning stage of their bios...

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But THIS mom probably took a few days off work to craft this masterpiece.

But THIS mom probably took a few days off work to craft this masterpiece.